Here is a joke:
Why is cryptocurrency like a girl on a first date?
Because in both cases, one can only hope that the investments will pay off and not lead to ruin!

The trader came to the palm reader:
- Do you determine the future by lines?
- Yes, of course, I determine everything: the past, the present, and the future.
"Great," said the trader, laying out a stack of exchange charts in front of him.

- I dream of earning ten thousand dollars a month, like my father.
– Your father earns ten thousand dollars a month?!
– No, he is dreaming about it too...

Trader to trader:
- How much is two times two?
- Are we selling or buying?

joke:
- Cryptocurrencies are exactly what I made my fortune on.
– Wow! And what is your current state?
- Pre-infarction.

Here's a joke:
Why are cryptocurrencies like a test of honesty?
Because both have many "wonderful" supporters, but when it comes to real money – everyone suddenly becomes "untouchable"!
Or another:
A bitcoin walks into a bar and says: "I want to drink!"
The bartender replies: "You're not a person, just a code!"
Bitcoin: "So what? I'm still more popular than your Wi-Fi!"
I hope it lifted your spirits!

anecdote about cryptocurrency:
— Why can't cryptocurrency find a girlfriend?
— Because she has too many "broken" relationships!

joke pro cryptocurrency:
Why does cryptocurrency never argue with the bank?
Because she always has her "crypto-opinion"!

Why can't cryptocurrency arrange a romantic date?
Because she always swings in unreliable relationships!

Here is a joke about cryptocurrency:
Why is cryptocurrency like a good metallurgist?
Because she is only in ash, while all the others are in share.
Another joke about cryptocurrency:
Why does a programmer never lose cryptocurrency?
Because he always keeps it on the "deck" (decoder)!